Friday, July 28, 2006

Weirdo Aunty

I just got home about 25minutes ago.I was chatting with a neighbour and playing with cats at the lobby area till my neighbour left.I continued to stroke the cats until suddenly there's a lady who appeared out of nowhere behind me!(Note:I've never seen her before)That lady looked like she's in her early 40s and she's astonishingly fair.She was wearing a loose,green long sleeved top with black pants and gazing eerily at me while tapping her feet to get my attention.I refused to acknowledge her presence as I hated rude people so I walked further away from her but she followed.Darn!No choice!Gonna do something so I gave her a weak smile.
She sounded soft and suspicious when she asked me whether anot I like cats?
I:Yea,I liked cats.
Her:So,you have cats at home?
I:No.
Pause (about 10 seconds)
Her:You don't have cats at home?
I:NNo.
Her:Why?
I:I've got asthma.
Her:Oh...(nods head and trying to get away from cats)
I:Do you have cats at home then?
Her:No...
I:(Stroking cats and thinking in my heart that she doesn't looked like someone who loves cats.)
Her:Erm...What's that huh?(pointing to the notice to residents about pets urinating and defecating at these areas)
I:(Nabei!You can read,right?Can't you?You must be the one who is complaining!!) It's a notice to pet owners about their pets which urinated and defecated around here,thus,causing an unhygienic environment.
Her:So,do you think these cats are the ones doing their deeds there?
I:I don't think so,the cats here are all very obedient.They won't go into the elevators or stairs.
Her:(silence)
I:Do you live around here?

-A black cat walked around her and its tail brushed past her legs and she STAMPED her feet several times causing the cat to run away.
I:You are afraid of cats huh?!
Her:eh.no.It's just too sudden.
Me:(Do you want me to give you one tight slap)...
I:(I repeat myself)Do you live around here?
Her:Erm,yes.(pointing frantically everywhere)
I:(Bloody hell!Don't pretend lah!)Oh...which floor then?
Her:(Thinking...)3rd floor.
I:(Doubts???Doubts???Isn't the people who made the complaint from either 2nd or 3rd floors...?)You lived on the 3rd floor?(brows frowning)
Her:yea,yea.(nodding her head furiously)
I:Did any of your neighbours made the complaint about pets here?
Her:(Hurriedly)No.All my neighbours do not have cats.
I:(There's a family with cats on the 3rd floor yet she tried to lie to me!Okay,I play with you) I gonna go now. (Steps into the elevator with me)
Her:I go with you.
I:(Shen Jing Bin!Crazy!)
-the 5 seconds in the elevator was spooky as she focused her signatured eerie look from her side view at me.She better not try anything funny on me,I may looked fragile on the outside but I'm a tough gal who could still arm wrestled with weak guys.
The door opened and she stepped out first,she tried to turn right,then turn left while I stood outside the elevator looking at her.She finally chosed to walk down the stairs on the left.
We bidded goodbye.
I walked on to the 3rd staircase and waited about 5minutes but i couldn't see anyone on the 3rd floor.Fine.I walked out from my hiding place and saw that CRAZY lady looking around at the lift landing where we got out.She caught me looking at her and she pretended to look away and disappear but about a minute later,she reappeared.I decided not to go into the house yet and stared at her every move.She ***king spend about 10 minutes to go down the stairs,stopping every now and then to stare behind her or looking elsewhere.She never did stop at the 3rd storey where she said she lives.

I think she's mentally ill or whatever.
Whatever it is,I never wanna see her again.

Anyway,I won a CanMake cosmetics set.Free makeup(^_^)


1 comment:

TZ said...

10 years down the the road of Singapore you will see more of this kind of weird old people.

Singapore, is going to be an "old" nation soon.