I want to be fair-skinned

I wanted very much to be fair-skinned.I don't want to be yellow/dark-skinned! I DON'T WANT!
I don't want to be mistaken as a malay!
I don't want to be mistaken as a filipino maid!
I don't want to be mistaken as an indonesian maid!
I don't want to be mistaken as a korean!
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To the aunties at the kopitiam who talk to me in English only... ...
To the security guards who thought that I'm a korean... ...
To the aunties and uncles at the market who asked my granny about her new "maid"... ...
To the many cashiers who spoke to me in English or Malay... ...
To those taxi drivers who refuse to help because I,the "filipino maid" can handle... ...
To the strangers who asked if I am from other foreign countries... ...
To the cleaners who spoke to me in malay or tamil... ...
To those who thought that I have undergone surgeries to look like a korean... ...
To those neighbours who thought that my granny had hire a maid... ...
To the idiots who said that I,the 'maid',should help my granny to push the trolley(my granny need the trolley for support!stupid!)... ...
To the sales personnel who tried to cheat me of my money because they thought that I am a foreigner... ...
To all the idiots who spoke to me in malay... ...
To the malay food stall lady who spoke to me in malay... ...
To those idiots who asked me which "kampong" am I from... ...
To that japanese customer who asked if I am from korea... ...
To the sales personnel who asked if I am local,anot... ...
To some of my family members who refuse to give me ang baos at CNY because they don't recongised me and thought that I'm a maid... ...
To the hooligans on the streets at night who whistled and spoke to me in malay... ...
To the malay sales girl who spoke to me in malay... ...
To the people who asked me for the meaning of some malay words... ...
To the MAIDS who spoke to me in bahasa malayu... ...
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EXCUSE ME!I AM A SINGAPOREAN,CHINESE!