Saturday, May 13, 2006

CELEBRITY NEWS!?



TEO HUI YIN
The local sexpot who shot to fame in clubs and pubs,is thrilled to be a year older today!This beautiful bombshell is looking high and low for a suitor to calm her down.Here,she talks about her ideal man and being a sexpot at such a young age!Guys,what are you waiting for?

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Today's your birthday,Happy Birthday!Any plans for today?

Thank you!I'll be celebrating with some friends later.

Any birthday wishes?

Well,does being a sexpot forever counts?(laughs)Just kidding.I hope to find a good man so that i could settle down.

We hope you maintain your sexpot status forever.Any criteria for your search for a suitor?

Sure.I hoped that he would be able to withstand my crappiness and join me crapping.He should not be too possessive if not i will suffocate(a bit of it i still find it cute).He should be of those sunshine guys coz i love the sun,cheerful,any hairstyle will do.He must take care of me when i fall sick (cos i'm really sick now..sobz..),be able to sit down and talk problems out when we quarrel and lastly,a beautiful pair of eyes.

Wow!That's a lot.Bachelors out there!What are you waiting for?Since you are a year older,do you think you could hold your status as a sexpot for long?

I truly wanted to.I've always wanted to be a sexpot ever since i knew how to walk.Do you know?The feelings of men staring at you while you walk.It makes me so sure that I am a beautiful,sexy bombshell but of coz,I've to fake ignorance lah(blushes).I love the attention.

So,if you are say,60 years old now,would you go for plastic surgery in order to maintain your status?

No.I wouldn't.Being a sexpot is all IN me,not the outer part of me.I don't discourage plastic surgery as well,as long as you don't overdo it.

If you had to have a plastic surgery,which part would you change?

Erm...that's tough.I've a perfect figure(thinking seriously for a minute)...Well,since you are such a nice reporter,(looking at my chest)maybe i could spare some breasts for you?I know I am a very kind sexpot,don't cry,please.

Thanks but no thanks.I like my own size.What do you think of the same sex relationship that's so in the rage now?

I'm opened about it.(staring into my eyes)But,are you sure you don't want some of me?I really don't mind down sizing abit...

(Hastily)Anything else to add?

Yeah.Bachelors!If you think you've got what it takes to be my beloved,don't hesitate anymore.Leave me a message or comment here.Waiting for the right one...

Interviewed by,Paulynn.

2 comments:

TZ said...

Haha, MBA can or not?

paulynn said...

erm...This is for an important person(note:famous local sexpot)so ONLY bachelors who are single are eligible...*smiles*