Saturday, September 10, 2005

The Proud Asshole!

I was fuming mad earlier & still is.There's this damn haolian(proud) asshole aunty who loves to showoff.She's not rich nor pretty but ka na sai de haolian.Everyone simply cannot dahan(stand) her.When i was at work earlier & in the mid of a chat,this haolian bo came & call me.She started her Birdnest shit story & juz 4 your information,we juz taught her how 2 eat birdnest and its nutritional value juz last week!
The Fucking thing was,she was telling me that if i start eating now,my face still got hope!!!!
Didnt she notices how her own face sucks?Hers has got lots of black spots & red patches + a big,red nose!!!
I began telling her that i ate birdnest very often & ask her :"You cant see meh?" in mandarin.
She replied: "got meh?"& she continued her birdnest story abt how 2 choose the better quality birdnest.In the end,i felt like slapping her,the birdnest she bought cost just $60 a pkt!Doesnt she know that it is extremely XIASUAY !The other ppl all knew how much the rest of us bought our birdnest for & mine cost $200++ for a box of 3 or 4 pcs of birdnest!And to top it off,she doesnt even knew that birdnest can be cooked with porridge!+the pkt of birdnest that she bought are those reject ones,meaning in strips not whole.
That's all 4 today.I'll continue the story of this haolian asshole on my next blog entry coz there's loads more 2 come...
&
PAULINE DAMN THE HAOLIAN ASSHOLE!
+ PAULINE TAKE HER USED TOILET PAPER(WITH SHIT ONE) & WIPE THE ASSHOLE"S FACE !!
++STUCK THE REST UP INTO HER FAT,RED NOSE & MAY THE SMELL STUCK WITH HER THE WHOLE WEEK!

2 comments:

paulynn said...

WAAHAHAHAHA!

TZ said...

there are so many of them around, might be better to turn your human verification on.